1. These days about half the stuff in your shopping cart says, “For fast relief.”
2. When asked about the best thing about being old, your reply “No peer pressure.”
3. You feel like your body has got totally out of shape, so you got your doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. You decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. You bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time you got your leotards on, the class was over.
4.You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
5. A fortune teller offers to read your face.
where'smyT-backandotherstories 
It’s not something I do often, but I laughed out loud reading you.
Especially #4.
Le Clown
# 4?
I was expecting it would be # 3
Tata!
Hahaha I like #5…
Your ears are hairier than your head 🙂
Heya D,
Isn’t #5 true? You’re the best person to ask because you’re the male of the species (with no reference whatsoever to your age and the status of your hair)
Wink.
Eva
#5 is more than true… it is real 🙂
I commented in Handsome Bob. I’m hoping for a photo. If that doesn’t happen, I’ll settle for etch-a-sketch, ha ha
In the age of computers is that mechanical drawing toy still around? 🙂
Just last week, it became Mitt Romney’s ‘waterloo’.
Hahahaha.. you are way too much for me… hahahaha
😀
where’smy-T-back. Hallo been laughing and crying as I read you cuty blog. How funny and how naughty. I especially liked the bit that says you know all the answers but no one asks the questions. I also like the no peer pressure joke. But the most charming smiles from the elderly soothed my heart. Have an appreciative day. Thanks for sharing this. I will share this blog with my mum. I think she will laugh her head off.
Hello Omwaombara,
Thank you so much for the lovely feedback. I’ve been compiling this since my blog started about six weeks ago. ‘You Know You’re Getting Old If’s’ is already Part 9. I hope I can interest you with Parts 1-8. I use them as intermission of sorts after a serious post. I’m glad you liked it. All the best to you and your Mum! Here’s to a ‘funny’ aging process to all of us!
Best,
Eva
I try to find humor in all parts of my life…if I didn’t I would collect dust. Thank you for sharing!
Peach State
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