1. You are starting to sound like an activist – anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

2.You are stiff in the joints instead of where stiffness should be

3. You will have reached  a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

4. You feel so cared for — long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

5. You’re sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.


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