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1. You are having trouble remembering simple words like… uh…(‘what’s that fruit that what’s her name ate in what’s this place?)


2. You are  smiling all the time because you can’t hear a word they’re saying.

3. You are very good at telling stories over and over and over and over and that  that other people’s grandchildren are not as bright as your own

4.You always look for the bathroom first wherever you go.

5. You know you are getting older when you walk into a rest room, unbutton your vest, pull out your tie and wet your pants.


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