1. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
2.You know you’re getting old when you never confirm you are past 50. Instead you say you are 49 plus VAT.
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3. You know you’re getting old if your idea of old age is anyone fifteen years older than you
You know you’re getting old when every body part starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.”