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Q. What is the thinnest book in the world

A: What men know about women

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Behind every great man is a surprised woman – Jayne Mansfield

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Adam was created first to give him  a chance to say something.

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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A  client congratulates Teddy Boy whose wedding was scheduled for the next day.

The client said ‘Congratulations on this day, your happiest day on earth’.

Teddy Boy was bewildered and replied ‘ Thanks! But I won’t be married until tomorrow.’

‘I know’ said the client. That’s why today must be your last happiest day’

(LOL)

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