1. Your address book and phone book and refrigerator memos have mostly names that start with Dr. and end with M.D. (Oh, that creased folded piece of paper tucked in your wallet too)!
2.Getting lucky isn’t finding a parking space but remembering where you parked your car in the first place, (Like, I remember there was a lamp post somewhere, while scratching your head)
3. Your computer has more memory than you do. (Bad news is that you can’t have your own memory upgraded)
4. Your ear has more hair than your head (Aaaaw, lucky ear!)
5. You ask your wife if you need a haircut and she retorts ‘Honey, you don’t need a haircut, you need hair!’