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1. You bite into a steak and there get stuck your teeth

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2. You turn off the lights for reasons economic, not romantic

3. You sit on the chair for some rocking but cannot get it going

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4. Your favorite bit of the newspaper  is the obit (Another one bites the dust…)

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5. The little old lady you help cross the street is the love of your life –  your wife (Aaaaw, I wanna grow old this way)

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