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1.   It is the doctors who asks you to slow down and not the highway patrol.

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2.   You can’t sleep. But instead of counting sheep, you count the medicines in your pill organizer.

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3.   3:00 AM is when you wake up, not the time  when you go to sleep.

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4.  You don’t know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector.

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5.   When you realize that old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

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