1. It is the doctors who asks you to slow down and not the highway patrol.
2. You can’t sleep. But instead of counting sheep, you count the medicines in your pill organizer.
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3. 3:00 AM is when you wake up, not the time when you go to sleep.
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4. You don’t know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector.
5. When you realize that old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.