In a kingdom far far away, at a time not too long ago, an old couple were seated by the fireplace as they listened to a program on the radio. It was a Sunday broadcast of their favorite evangelist. The wife was knitting a shawl while the husband was smoking his pipe.
As the program was about to end, the preacher invited his listeners to join him in the healing prayer. He instructed those who needed healing to raise their right arm as the left hand is pressed firmly against the body part that needed prayer intervention.
Upon hearing this, the husband put down his pipe, raised his right arm, bowed his head in prayer as he placed his left arm over his groin.
When the wife saw this, she rolled her eyes and exclaimed nonchalantly as she went on knitting, ‘Honey, the preacher said he’s going to heal the sick, not raise the dead!’