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1. You always are first to board the plane. (First to board are the elderly and those needing special assistance…)

2. You can wear baggy pants and it’s  just, uhmm, fine. Promise.

3. Your spouse still snores but now you can no longer hear it. (Time to sing ‘S-i-l-e-n-t  N-i-g-h-t)

4. You joints are more accurate than the weather bureau. (I know it would rain today because my joints hurt!)

5. You can take a young beau and all eyes are on you! (Envy much? Not!)