1. She forgets how to work the microwave oven.


2. She forgets the ingredients to Pork Blood Stew (Dinuguan) and puts in plenty of tomatoes. (Tomatoes are a no-no)

3. She forgets if the recipe calls for salt or sugar.




4. She mistakes salt for either sugar or Ajinomoto (MonoSodiumGlutamate)



5. She forgets to turn out the stove and mistakes ‘Eternal Flame’ for an instruction in the cook book and not the song.

Calling 911!