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1. He cannot remember  where he parked the car

2. He cannot decide whether he should turn right or left

3. He cannot remember if he is going out or coming home

4.   He cannot remember what to do with a flat tire

5. He mistakes the traffic lights for Christmas lights and spends his time gazing at them blink as they change colors. That way, he stalls and already knotted trafficHo ho ho ho